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From my writer’s notebook:
Teresa just uttered, “You’re in trouble now – you’ll be a butt-happy, foot-happy, kick-a-roo pony!”
Apparently, according to Teresa, horses dance around and kick up their feet when they fart.
Still no sure if I should be insulted.