Me to Teresa: Looks like the fish need feeding.

Then, continuing in pirate voice: I’ll give you something you’ll not soon forget!

Teresa: They’re fish. They forget.

Then me (continuing in pirate voice): Oh – Then I’ll give you something I’ll not soon forget. And I’ll write a little ditty for you – a minstrel melody – a bard ballad – something to help you remember each and every day, so you’ll not soon forget.

Teresa: I’m not talking to you no more.