{"id":7112,"date":"2020-09-12T10:04:09","date_gmt":"2020-09-12T17:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/?p=7112"},"modified":"2020-09-12T10:04:09","modified_gmt":"2020-09-12T17:04:09","slug":"mitosis-i-thought-it-was-your-tosis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/mitosis-i-thought-it-was-your-tosis\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitosis?  I thought it was YOUR tosis&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Teresa to me: Where&#8217;s Smudge? [the cat]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: I think he&#8217;s outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Teresa looking around: There&#8217;s a Smudge under the coffee table.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: Perhaps there are two of them. (pause) Smudge has one special power&#8230; mitosis. (Pausing to consider the implications of what I just said, then): The other one is furry on the IN-side&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Teresa: I&#8217;m leaving now&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teresa to me: Where&#8217;s Smudge? [the cat] Me: I think he&#8217;s outside. Teresa looking around: There&#8217;s a Smudge under the coffee table. Me: Perhaps there are two of them. (pause) Smudge has one special power&#8230; mitosis. (Pausing to consider the implications of what I just said, then): The other one is furry on the IN-side&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snippets-bits"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paauzo-1QI","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7113,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7112\/revisions\/7113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}