Me to Teresa: Looks like the fish need feeding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then, continuing in pirate voice: I’ll give you something you’ll not soon forget!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teresa: They’re fish. They forget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then me (continuing in pirate voice): Oh – Then I’ll give you something I’ll not soon forget. And I’ll write a little ditty for you – a minstrel melody – a bard ballad – something to help you remember each and every day, so you’ll not soon forget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Teresa: I’m not talking to you no more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Me to Teresa: Looks like the fish need feeding. Then, continuing in pirate voice: I’ll give you something you’ll not soon forget! Teresa: They’re fish. They forget. Then me (continuing in pirate voice): Oh – Then I’ll give you something I’ll not soon forget. And I’ll write a little ditty for you – a minstrel […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snippets-bits"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paauzo-1OW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7002"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7005,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7002\/revisions\/7005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}