{"id":6974,"date":"2020-08-27T19:13:10","date_gmt":"2020-08-28T02:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/?p=6974"},"modified":"2020-08-27T19:13:10","modified_gmt":"2020-08-28T02:13:10","slug":"spanish-missionary-clog-dancing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/spanish-missionary-clog-dancing\/","title":{"rendered":"Spanish Missionary Clog Dancing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Spanish Missionary in sombrero, clog dancing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>From my shower stall wall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Note the Christian cross on his chest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I never shower alone&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"459\" height=\"816\" data-attachment-id=\"6976\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/spanish-missionary-clog-dancing\/2-compressed\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/2-compressed.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"459,816\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"2-compressed\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/2-compressed-169x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/2-compressed.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/2-compressed.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6976\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/2-compressed.jpg 459w, https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/2-compressed-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spanish Missionary in sombrero, clog dancing. From my shower stall wall. Note the Christian cross on his chest. I never shower alone&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paauzo-1Ou","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6977,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6974\/revisions\/6977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}