{"id":6929,"date":"2020-08-23T08:46:03","date_gmt":"2020-08-23T15:46:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/?p=6929"},"modified":"2024-01-23T11:12:04","modified_gmt":"2024-01-23T19:12:04","slug":"eye-of-the-beholder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/eye-of-the-beholder\/","title":{"rendered":"Eye of the Beholder"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>True story:<br><br>I was about 3 or 4 years old. Went to my mom with a picture I had drawn in crayon.<br><br>Me: Mommy, does this look like a cow?<br><br>Mom: Why yes, honey. It looks exactly like a cow.<br><br>Me &#8211; Screaming and crying as I ran from the room: &#8220;It&#8217;s an airplane!!!!&#8221;<br><br>Back story &#8211; I had been drawing the other room and my grandfather came by, looked at the picture and said, &#8220;Nice picture of a cow.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>True story: I was about 3 or 4 years old. Went to my mom with a picture I had drawn in crayon. Me: Mommy, does this look like a cow? Mom: Why yes, honey. It looks exactly like a cow. Me &#8211; Screaming and crying as I ran from the room: &#8220;It&#8217;s an airplane!!!!&#8221; Back [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mementos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paauzo-1NL","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6929"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6931,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6929\/revisions\/6931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}