{"id":6874,"date":"2020-08-08T14:51:41","date_gmt":"2020-08-08T21:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/?p=6874"},"modified":"2020-08-08T14:51:41","modified_gmt":"2020-08-08T21:51:41","slug":"lousy-lizard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/lousy-lizard\/","title":{"rendered":"Lousy Lizard!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Came across this story i related about Mindi and me when she was 10 years old that sounds a lot like her stories about her kids, Nicholas and Thomas&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>&#8220;Mindi (my 10 year old) brought in a big brush and started brushing my back. She looked at the brush and said, &#8220;There&#8217;s skin all over it, you lousey lizard!&#8221; I left the room, she stayed behind and began to sing, &#8220;Ninety-nine brushes of skin on the wall, ninety-nine brushes of skin\u2026.&#8221; I groaned, &#8220;Oh, boy\u2026&#8221; She poked her head around the corner and said, &#8220;Well, it&#8217;s YOUR fault\u2026 YOU &#8220;gened&#8221; me!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Came across this story i related about Mindi and me when she was 10 years old that sounds a lot like her stories about her kids, Nicholas and Thomas&#8230; &#8220;Mindi (my 10 year old) brought in a big brush and started brushing my back. She looked at the brush and said, &#8220;There&#8217;s skin all over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snippets-bits"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paauzo-1MS","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6874"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6875,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6874\/revisions\/6875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}