{"id":6504,"date":"2020-05-14T09:11:27","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T16:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/?p=6504"},"modified":"2020-05-14T09:11:28","modified_gmt":"2020-05-14T16:11:28","slug":"downside-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/downside-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Downside Up"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/hillman1?__tn__=%2CdK-R-R&amp;eid=ARAjfgeELGNJJySBOeDL1TlMAWBE6LO70qKnA11BDvoHDHm043jReoFcrYYpUm4glMXGP3TQM7ogMNQ3&amp;fref=mentions\">Mary<\/a>\u00a0(to me): Can you get me a bag of potato chips from the pantry? Me to Mary: Sure. I get the bag and hand it to her. She stares at it in disappointment and says, &#8220;It&#8217;s upside down&#8230;. (pause) I can&#8217;t eat this!&#8221; Time to call it a night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary\u00a0(to me): Can you get me a bag of potato chips from the pantry? Me to Mary: Sure. I get the bag and hand it to her. She stares at it in disappointment and says, &#8220;It&#8217;s upside down&#8230;. (pause) I can&#8217;t eat this!&#8221; Time to call it a night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snippets-bits"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paauzo-1GU","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6504"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6505,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6504\/revisions\/6505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}