{"id":6331,"date":"2020-03-09T20:29:34","date_gmt":"2020-03-10T03:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/?p=6331"},"modified":"2020-03-09T20:30:55","modified_gmt":"2020-03-10T03:30:55","slug":"a-science-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/a-science-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"A Science Joke&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p> Just heard a guy on a TV science show say &#8220;There&#8217;s a joke in biology &#8211; If you ask 200 scientists to define life, you&#8217;ll get 200 different answers.&#8221;  That&#8217;s not a joke.  It is a straight line for a joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To  illustrate:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;If you ask 200 scientists to define life, you&#8217;ll get 200 different answers.  But if you ask life to define scientists, you get only one.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because there&#8217;s only one Scientific Method that defines a scientist.  Which is funny.  Seriously. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just heard a guy on a TV science show say &#8220;There&#8217;s a joke in biology &#8211; If you ask 200 scientists to define life, you&#8217;ll get 200 different answers.&#8221; That&#8217;s not a joke. It is a straight line for a joke. To illustrate: &#8220;If you ask 200 scientists to define life, you&#8217;ll get 200 different [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snippets-bits"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paauzo-1E7","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6331"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6333,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6331\/revisions\/6333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storymind.com\/melanie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}