Just heard a guy on a TV science show say “There’s a joke in biology – If you ask 200 scientists to define life, you’ll get 200 different answers.” That’s not a joke. It is a straight line for a joke.
“If you ask 200 scientists to define life, you’ll get 200 different answers. But if you ask life to define scientists, you get only one.”
Because there’s only one Scientific Method that defines a scientist. Which is funny. Seriously.